Inventions – Supermarket Shampoo

June 1st, 2008 No comments

Whenever I go shopping, I always encounter the item with the gloop on it. Maybe you’re reaching into a freezer shelf and get frozen ice cream gloop, or you’re grabbing a can from a shelf and get exploded sauerkraut all over your hands.

What can you do? Well, you can’t blame the store, after all they stock thousands of items every day. And you can’t blame the truck driver, it’s not like he wants the products in the back of his truck to explode and get gloop all over. Some grocery stores actually have paper towels in some aisles to wipe gloop off, but those seem to be few and far-between. But as I was grocery shopping today, I came up with the perfect solution to this problem.

Inspired by the self-cleaning public toilets Seattle has placed in their public parks, and the moisture systems supermarkets already have installed for their produce, I propose the Supermarket Shampoo. Simply install car-wash style water nozzles and powerful fans on the top and bottom of every supermarket aisle.

When 2:00 AM rolls around, the nozzles let loose, blasting every single aisle with powerful water mixed with a special Supermarket Shampoo mixture and washing the gloop off everything in sight. Once the shelves are clean, you simply turn on the fans and dry out the store so everything is sparkling clean for the next day.

Best idea ever.

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Google Docs Offline is a great idea– too bad it never f-ing works!

May 27th, 2008 No comments

This is all I ever see when I try to use Google Docs Offline while actually offline. Brilliant work there, Google. (It seems to work fine while I’m actually online, if that’s any consolation.)

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New Line Cinema DVD FAIL

May 15th, 2008 No comments

An email I was recently required to send a complaint to New Line Cinema (movies@newline.com; their email address is hard to find, but that one seems most relevant) after suffering an embarrassing and annoying experience with their broken copy protection.

Hello,

I recently rented the DVD of the movie “Shoot ‘Em Up” from Blockbuster Online. I was originally planning to view this movie on my laptop, since I have a long train commute to work, but I found I wasn’t able to. The disk didn’t seem to read or work correctly in either VLC or Windows Media Player. Once I got home from work, I instead tried to view it on my Dell desktop computer, but I had the same issues as on my laptop. So I attempted to play the DVD on my Macintosh G5 computer, only to find that it wouldn’t play on that computer either.

I tried:
1) A HP laptop computer, using both VLC and Windows Media Player
2) A Dell desktop computer, using both VLC and Windows Media Player
3) A Macintosh G5 desktop computer, using both DVD Player.app and VLC
4) An Xbox 360 game console

The Xbox is the only device in my entire household that seemed able to play the DVD, and I was finally able to watch the movie using it.

The DVD is not scratched or damaged, so I can only assume that the problem is caused by some copy protection you placed on the disk. I understand the need to protect creative works from piracy and copyright infringement, and as a software developer I often face the same types of issues that a movie studio does.

However, I would never create a product that simply does not work on my client’s/user’s computer to meet this need of copy protection. This DVD is, in a word, defective. All of the above devices have the standard DVD logo on them, and are perfectly capable of playing every other DVD I’ve come across.

Since I rented this DVD and did not purchase it, it would be out of place for me to demand any compensation for the time and effort it took to determine why this DVD was not playing on my various computers. I do hope that you take a step back and realize that one of the primary reasons people pirate movies such as Shoot ‘Em Up is the increasingly strict copy protection that refuses to allow them to play the movie the way they want it played. I’ve never downloaded a movie over bittorrent before, but I sure was tempted when I wasn’t able to play this one after three attempts—I can guarantee the bittorrent download would have played on my laptop the first try!

Thank you for your attention,

- James Schend

I’m not usually one of those foaming-at-the-mouth “DRM and copy protection is evil!” type of person, but making and selling a product that simply does not work in the name of copy protection is way over the line. Way over the New Line (ha ha, get it?)

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Zune – Wha!?

May 10th, 2008 No comments

I just auto-updated my Zune software to version 2.5, and when it started up I was greeted by the following dialog box.

For the image deprived, the dialog reads:

You recently enabled graphics and video enhancement. Is the screen displayed correctly? Yes/No

Ugh! Where to even start!?

  1. No I didn’t. I didn’t “enable” anything, much less “graphics and video enhancement.” I don’t even know what that is, or how to enable it, or why I would want to enable it. Above all, this dialog lies to me.
  2. Are you seriously asking me if the screen is displayed correctly, in a dialog box!? “I’m sending you email to ask you if your email is working.” Of course the goddamned screen is displaying correctly, idiots.
  3. Wait a second, do they literally mean the screen!? Are they seriously saying that something Zune’s installer (or it’s “graphics and video enhancement”) might do to my computer could actually fuck around with my video card? That’s certainly the implication, isn’t it? Of course, what they actually mean is “window,” not “screen.” At least, I hope to God they do.
  4. And lastly, but perhaps most importantly… if the window was displaying incorrectly, how would I know? Zune has a very customized UI that doesn’t lend itself to instantaneous judgments of “correct” vs. “incorrect.” (See the screenshot at the top of this post.) The dialog doesn’t present a screenshot describing what it’s supposed to look like. How could any end-user, actually answer this dialog?

I hit “yes.” It seems to be working ok. I’m mildly curious to know what would have happened if I hit “no” or the close box. (I like to imagine it would shuffle the window around a bit and then ask me if it’s displayed correctly now… kind of like those “can you hear me now?” commercials.)

Congratulations, Zune developers. You’ve earned this:

P.S. I really do like Autoplaylists. And thank you from the bottom of my heart for fixing MP4 playback from a networked drive!

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World of Warcraft: Epic Flight Form

April 21st, 2008 No comments

Two of the people I know actually read this blog on a regular basis are aware that I play World of Warcraft. And one of them requested I write about getting Epic Flight form, so here we go.

My main character is a druid, which is great because they’re about the craziest and most flexible character classes in the game. They can be DPS casters with a (Moonkin), they can be healing casters (Tree), they can be DPS melee (Cat), or they can be DSP tanking (Bear/Dire Bear.) In Moonkin and Tree forms (and non-shifted, of course) they have mana and spells. In Cat form, they have Energy like a rogue. In Bear form, they have Rage like a warrior. So druids are really like Mages, Priests, Rogues and Warriors in one class. And the really amazing part is that they’re good at it! Druids specced and equipped for healing can give Paladins or Priests a run for their money. Druids specced and equipped for tanking are practically as good as Protection-specced warriors. Druids specced and equipped for cat-form or DPS casting… well, they’re just ok.

Cat Form with Netherdragon

In addition to the above listed shapeshifts, Druids have a bunch of others that are handy in other situations. There’s one that allows you to run at almost-mount speeds (Travel), one that lets you breathe underwater and swim 50% faster (Aquatic), and of course in the Outlands there’s a form to fly (Flight.) This comes to why I’m writing this extremely geeky blog post.

Tauren’s Flight Form

Normal non-Druid characters have to ride a flying mount, but Druids actually transform into a flying mount. This has several advantages:

  • There’s no “cast time,” so you can switch to Flight form any time you’re not in combat. This is extremely handy when you accidentally step off a cliff that’s just a little bit too tall: Druids can switch form in mid-air and “catch” themselves.
  • Since Druids become the bird, instead of riding the bird, they can still perform all the regular Druid things. For instance, Sacora can skin animals as a little bird. (I guess the bird holds the knife in its beak?) Also, she can harvest herbs. (Maybe the bird does it with its little claws? I dunno.) While doing these, the Druid doesn’t need to shift out of bird form, so when you’re done harvesting or skinning you can just fly away.
  • When upgraded, Flight form is the fastest thing in the game. (More on this below.)

Sacora, my Druid, has Herbalism as a profession, which means I spend a decent amount of time driving her to herbs in the game to harvest them and sell for gold. The faster you can move in the game, the more herbs you can collect and the more gold you can earn. Now, druids already have an advantage in that they can harvest herbs without shifting out of Flight, but to really get the herbing going, you need to buy the fast flying mount skill.

It costs 5000 gold.

After several months of saving (then giving up on saving and spending, then saving again) and one large loan, I finally had enough gold to purchase the fast flying mount skill and a gryphon mount to go with it. Now we’re in business: with this skill and a fast flying mount, you actually move the same speed or faster than the game’s taxis. (Whether it’s faster or not depends on the specific route, but it’s always at least the same speed.)
This isn’t the ultimate, though. Druids have a Flight form, but they also have an Epic Flight form. With this you get all the speed of the fast flying mounts, plus a 10% speed bonus, plus all of the abilities that come with the normal Flight form. Including the herb harvesting ability. Cool.

The quest chain for this requires that you’ve first purchased the fast flying mount skill. It begins with a Druid trainer in Moonglade, as so many Druid-related quests do. (Just in case Druids weren’t cool enough before, they also have their own area on the map which is nothing but Druid-related quests and services.) So I head there and start questing on the Epic Flight form chain. With my friend’s help, we slam through about half the quests one evening, and I start on the rest in the morning. I do two or three myself, and then recruit some guildies to help with the last few more difficult bosses. Everything’s going good, and I’m actually having a lot of fun playing WOW for the first time in a long while.

Then I come to the last quest. This quest involves going into a dungeon set to Heroic difficulty, summoning a boss, and then killing him. You get Epic Flight form, and the rest of the party gets the miniscule chance (less than 2%) of finding, then bickering over, one of the rarest and coolest-looking mounts in the game. The problem is that to enter the Heroic dungeon, you first have to have the key for it. And to get the key, you first need to build up rep with the faction that holds it. And thusly the questing comes to a dead stop.

Anzu, the Raven God

That last quest entry might as well have read, “spend five or six hours killing Arakkoa for feathers, turning them in groups of 30 for rep. Try not to die from boredom.” Sure, there are other ways to get rep, but I’d already done all of the quests for this faction so that wasn’t an option, and doing dungeon runs with a group of random people in the game is never any fun and probably would have taken longer to boot.

Listen to me, Blizzard: Video games are supposed to be fun. Grinding for rep is not fun.

So that put a damper on the incredibly fast pace we had been completing this long quest chain up to the point. And of course, I learned my lesson that if I’m having a lot of fun playing WOW, it’s probably only because I haven’t gotten to the part in whatever it is I’m doing where it becomes an utter snore-fest. But the good news is that we managed to get in the dungeon with a mostly-guild group, we managed to down the boss and get me my Epic Flying form (and the super-rare mount didn’t drop), and I added a couple new people to my friends list, including another Druid who actually knows a hell of a lot more about playing the class than I do. So it all turned out alright.

And now Sacora’s got purple feathers, some earrings or something, and I’m faster than anything else in the game. Rock.

Epic Flying Form

P.S. I apologize for writing 1100+ words about WOW. I can’t guarantee it won’t happen again. Also, yes, I apparently do requests.

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Is this the dumbest product ever?: Eneplug

April 21st, 2008 2 comments

I found a new product announcement via Neatorama that is possibly the dumbest product ever made. Not only mind-bogglingly useless, but mind-bogglingly expensive at the same time. Behold, the Greenhouse Eneplug:

Eneplug

See? It’s an adapter that lets you plug your charge-via-USB devices directly into the wall to charge! Wow amazing! Except…

  1. Devices that charge via USB generally already come with their own charger. For instance, my Motorola RAZR phone and my iPod both came with their own version of exactly this. This isn’t a new or innovative product in any way, I probably have 3-4 in my living room right now between all the crazy computer peripherals I buy.
  2. It costs $47!

    Eneplug Price

    For that price, you could buy three standard powered USB hubs. (On a positive note, it’s available the “begging of May,” whenever that is.)

  3. Oh, and those powered USB hubs you could buy? They have more USB ports (4 or 8, compared to 1), a longer cable so you can place it where you want, and they’ll do the exact same thing as this $47 device if you simply don’t plug it into a computer. Oh, and if you do plug it into a computer, it’s also a USB hub. Amazing magic product!

I think the point here is to convince gullible environmentalists that if they didn’t use this thing to charge their USB devices, they’d have to leave their entire computer powered on to do it. Which would be a decent point, if it were true, but I’ve yet to see a device that charges via USB and doesn’t also come with a wall charger of its own. And even if you did care about powering on your computer, and you had a USB device with no wall charger, you could still just buy a dirt-cheap powered USB hub and do the same thing, except better in every way.

I think this very well be the most useless product ever sold. If I haven’t talked you out of it, you can order one at GeekStuff4U.com.

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Customer Service FAIL: AMD/ATI

March 9th, 2008 No comments

I recently sent a ticket to AMD/ATI about a problem I was having with a recently purchased video card. Their website was extremely confusing, so the ticket went in looking something like this:

Type of Inquiry: PC support
Bus Type: PCI Express
Operating System: WINDOWS VISTA
Driver Version: Other
Other Driver Version: 2007.1220.2143.38732
Category: Solve a Problem
Topic: Display
Sub-topic: Games
Graphics Manufacturer: MSI
Vendor: Not Sure
Application: Other
Application Name: Arx Fatalis
Product: Other MSI (Uncertified)

Summary: Use Centered Timings doesn’t work
Details: Your menu above is really confusing. The version number from the ATI thing is the 2007.1220.etc, but it only gives options for like 8.1, 8.2? Also, my Radeon 2600xt isn’t listed under MSI, does that mean it’s “uncertified?” What does “uncertified” mean?

Anyway, when I turn on the “Use Centered Timings” option for my Dell 20″ widescreen DVI monitor, Arx Fatalis still fills the entire screen when it switches the monitor mode to 1280×1024 (the maximum it supports), distorting the image. What do I need to do to get “Use Centered Timings” working correctly?

I count four questions there. Here’s the response:

SOLUTION

Based on our experience, lockups and hangs issues are usually due to improper
system configuration, driver issues, faulty hardware, or a known issue between
a given application, driver and hardware in use.

Please click the link below for more information:

https://support.ati.com/ics/support/default.asp?deptID=894&task=knowledge&questionID=28022

If the information above does not resolve your issue, please respond to your
ticket in order to get assistance from our qualified support representatives.

Thank you for choosing AMD!

I love the confidently-written word “Solution”, complete with boldface and all-caps, placed directly above a block of text which isn’t even close to being a solution to my problem. Not only did it not answer my four questions, it doesn’t answer any questions relevant to my ticket. I’m sure some computer randomly selected this response based on some keyword in my submission, but damned if I can even figure out what keyword it is.

All I can say to AMD/ATI is:

FAIL

BTW, “Use Centered Timings” actually only works with non-standard resolutions. If you set your monitor to a standard resolution, like 800×600 or 1280×1024, it lets the monitor make the decision on whether to letterbox or scale it. After I put that ticket in, I went to the monitor controls and found the option on my monitor, so the problem is actually resolved now. I wouldn’t mind knowing why ATI even has that option, if it doesn’t work most of the time, but I guess that’ll remain a mystery.

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Hancock

March 4th, 2008 2 comments

I like Will Smith. Not necessarily because I think he’s a great actor, but because he has a knack for picking good movies to act in. His worst, I, Robot, was still very watchable and entertaining, assuming you’re not one of those “it’s not like the novel!” geeks.

But his new movie, Hancock, is asking for trouble. It’s a comedy movie with a superhero, or a superhero comedy… and in the entire history of films I’ve been exposed to, I’ve never seen a half-decent superhero comedy. With one exception.

Let’s review. Does anybody remember My Super Ex-Girlfriend? No? Not surprising, since it has a Rotten Tomatos rating of only 41%, and was in and out of theaters faster than you could blink.

(I have to admit, I haven’t seen this movie. The previews looked terrible enough to scare me away. All I really know about it is that it stole the “wielding a shark as a melee weapon” from an issue of Flare:)

Crazy Flare Cover

Disney got into the action with their film about superheros attending a special superhero high school where they learned to control their powers named Sky High. Kurt Russel and a relatively-sizeable role by Bruce Campbell couldn’t save this turkey. I think it’s safe to say I’ve never seen a more formulaic and cliche-ridden movie in my life, although I was impressed by the lengths it went to defeat its own premise in the final ten minutes. (Premise, stated dozens of times: even the sidekicks can contribute and fight crime. Climax of movie: former sidekick can only save school by becoming a full-powered hero. Hypocrites.) Rotten Tomatos, surprisingly, gives this one 73%, and I have no idea why.

Next in line, we have the horrible The Meteor Man. This movie stars Robert Townsend as an urban do-gooder who gains superpowers. I actually don’t remember a lot about this movie either, other than he had the power to learn any ability by touching a book about it, which led to a “hilarious” sequence in a library where he and his similarly-powered counterpart constantly changed tactics as they touched different books on the ground. Rotten Tomatos gives The Meteor Man a dismal 25%.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, Will Smith? Be careful out there, ok? This could be the first real stinker of your career, and I don’t want to see that happen.

(Oh, the good movie? I think Mystery Men is hilarious. But a lot of people disagree with me.)

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A critical reading of the news: “FAA Criticized In Report on Airline Parts”

March 2nd, 2008 10 comments

Original story on the Washington Post: FAA Criticized In Report on Airline Parts

At first glance, this story sounds pretty scary.

Passengers have flown on jetliners built with “substandard” parts, some of which may have been made in foreign countries, because the Federal Aviation Administration lacks an adequate system for checking the quality of airplane components, according to a federal oversight report.

Wow! That’s quite an opening paragraph. Next time I get into an airliner I just know it’s going to corkscrew directly into the ground. Let’s see what they back it up with.

The parts for commercial airliners such as the Boeing 727 and 737 were once manufactured almost exclusively in the United States. But the parts on today’s big jets, such as Boeing’s 777 and its planned 787, are made in such countries as China, Japan, Brazil, Italy, France and Australia, in addition to the United States. Boeing, Pratt & Whitney, GE and other plane manufacturers buy parts made overseas largely because they are cheaper.

Ok, so parts are made overseas. So what?

But the bargain-hunting has come at a price, according to a new report by the Transportation Department’s inspector general.

“Neither manufacturers nor FAA inspectors have provided effective oversight of suppliers; this has allowed substandard parts to enter the aviation supply chain,” reads the report, dated Feb. 26. The agency released the report yesterday after it was made public by the Project on Government Oversight, a nonprofit organization that focuses on government accountability.

SourceWatch: Project On Government Oversight

The report cited four engine failures in 2003 — three on the ground, one in flight — that were traced to “unapproved design changes made by a . . . supplier” of speed sensors on engine fuel pumps. It did not cite any more recent incidents, nor did it specify the degree to which continuing problems with parts threaten to cause similar failures.

Even the journalist sounds unconvinced at this point. They didn’t cite anything more recent than 2003, and they didn’t specify the possible danger of unapproved design changes.

And, frankly, only four engine failures in all of 2003? According to the National Air Traffic Controllers Association, there are more than 87,000 flights a day, and an average about 64 million flights a year. Only four failures? Sounds like these parts suppliers are doing pretty damned good to me.

During a visit to one parts supplier, the inspector general’s office observed an employee who “used a piece of paper, scotch-taped to the work surface, as a measuring device for a length of wire on an oil and fuel pressure transmitter.”

And here’s the line that prompted me to write this blog post, after seeing coverage of the article at The Consumerist blog.

My immediate reaction was: so what? The article obviously implies that measuring the lengths of wire with a piece of paper scotch-taped to a work surface is bad in some way, but it doesn’t tell us why it’s bad!

  • It doesn’t say whether the wires were the correct length after being measured this way.
  • And even more important, it doesn’t even tell you why the wire needs to be cut! If it’s just being cut so it’s short enough to fit in the casing of this particular component, does it really matter how precise the cut is?

Sure it sounds scary, until you actually engage your brain and realize that paper can actually be cut to a specific length! And it can be marked, too! It’s a miracle material! Well, since the article doesn’t explain it, I can only assume it’s there merely to sound scary to people who don’t make use of their critical thinking skills or have never seen paper before.

So far, no airline accidents have been attributed to faulty overseas parts, the FAA said. “There are absolutely no imminent safety issues raised by the report,” FAA spokeswoman Alison Duquette said.

A confirmation that these horrible systemic problems you should be terrified of haven’t actually caused any accidents whatsoever, directly from the FAA.

The report identifies 17 major components of commercial airliners made by Boeing, including the wings, rudder, nose and engine nacelles. When the Boeing 727 was introduced in 1964, all 17 of the components were made in the United States.

By contrast, of the 17 major components of the Boeing 787, which is scheduled to make its first test flight this year, 13 were made exclusively or partially overseas.

“FAA’s process for supplier audits should be designed to address newer manufacturing business models, which have expanded the number of foreign suppliers, locations where parts are assembled, and the degree of independent manufacturing responsibility suppliers now have,” the report reads.

“Exclusively or partially overseas” is a handy statement. Since you bucket “exclusively” and “partially” in the same bucket, there’s no way to know whether all 13 of those components are made entirely overseas, or if all of them merely contain one small screw made in China. It would take a lot of effort to be more vague.

So what is this article really saying?

Ignoring the parts designed to scare you, like the idiotic paragraph about (gasp! shock! horror!) measuring wire with a piece of paper, every other part of this article is basically saying: “getting airline parts from foreign suppliers is bad.” Of course, it never explains why it’s bad. (It does, however, explain one way it’s good: it’s cheaper.) It also doesn’t mention airliners made by the entirely-foreign Airbus cooperative at all.

I’m a pretty patriotic guy, and I even make an effort to buy American whenever I have the chance, but this article is nothing but scare-tactic propaganda. Airliners are perfectly safe, whether we cut the length of wire in Mexico City or in Dallas, specifically because companies like Boeing, backed up by government agencies like the National Transportation Safety Board, have expended great effort to make sure they’re as safe as possible. And yes, that’s not 100% safe… nothing is.

And the part that bugs me most is that blogs like Consumerist are sharing and re-printing this article, with the scary wire cutting quote in the headline, all over the Internet without even stopping to think about it. If you run a blog that reprints stories, please at least spend 5 minutes thinking about the story first.

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Cloverfield

January 19th, 2008 No comments

The one sentence review: Cloverfield is unfortunately kind of disappointing, and bring your Dramamine if you’re sitting close to the screen.

Look, I like kaiju movies. I like serious Godzilla, the Godzilla of the 50s and 90s. I like crazy Godzilla, the Godzilla of every other decade. Yes, even Godzilla’s Revenge. (What? It’s funny… don’t look at me like that.) I like crazy Gamera, and I believe honestly that Gamera truly is friend to all children. I like the serious Gamera of the 90s, which are still pretty crazy when you think about them, just with more gruesome effects. I even like Garuda, even though it’s not really in the same genre.

I’m also the first person to proudly say that despite its name, kaiju movies are an American invention, damnit. Even if you don’t think King Kong counts, there’s still this awesome little flicked named The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms which not only fits the genre’s conventions perfectly, but was released a year and change before the original Godzilla and had special effects by Ray Harryhausen and was written by Ray Bradbury and you really can’t beat that.

So what I’m getting at here is you’d think I’d enjoy Cloverfield simply by default, and I didn’t really. It had some moments that were truly worthwhile, but the film as a whole just didn’t gel for me for whatever reason. And it didn’t help that…

Spoilers Ahead

… the monster sucked! All I can say about the monster is that it’s a good thing the cast and crew kept it such a tight-lipped secret, because if they’d released photos of it I think it would have hurt their chances at the box office. Yes, gentle viewers, New York was being destroyed by a monster that not only had killer lice, but literally could not stand upright. Being one hundred feet tall? Scary. Waddling around on flippers? Not scary. The two even out to give the general reaction, “eh.” When the reaction to the main character of your film is “eh” (and let’s face it, people go to kaiju films to see the monster), then you got problems.

The second problem is that Cloverfield doesn’t explain anything. Where does the monster come from? I dunno. Why is it in Manhatten? No clue. How come when the little killer lice bite you your head explodes? Shrug. I’m ignoring the questions that apply to all monster/horror movies, such as: “how come weapons that can penetrate 20′ thick reinforced concrete are useless against a fleshy creature?” and “why the hell are they just standing there gaping when they’re in mortal danger?” Even Spielberg’s War of the Worlds gave a BS explanation for the alien’s presence. (They buried the spaceships a million years ago, then teleported into them under cover of a thunderstorm… God that movie sucked.)

Cloverfield also makes use of the new popular technique to make movies and TV shows look “more real” by not using a Steadicam at all. Actually, the entire movie is a first-person viewpoint from a camcorder held by one of the characters, which flashbacks provided by the un-erased parts of the tape he was recording on, so that when the camera jogs or skips you see a few minutes of what it recorded a couple weeks before the events of the movie. I thought that was pretty clever. I’m not a huge hater of the hand-held camera look like a lot of people are, but I do want to warn you if you’re going to see the movie that this camera moves. There are several-minute long scenes of it pointing randomly downwards while the characters are running. There’s one shot where the camera falls 40′ to the ground. (I want to know what model that is, damn it’s durable.) Unlike, say, I Am Legend or Battlestar Galactica which are filmed with hand-held cameras that are held pretty steady, the camera in Cloverfield really, really moves. I sat too close to the screen, don’t make the mistake I did.

So, in short, despite some exciting moments, I think the negatives of Cloverfield outweigh the positives and I left the theater pretty disappointed.

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